The Lighter Side: A Summer Roast


Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?
A: I’m bacon!
Q: What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland?
A: Summer!
Q: How do you prevent a summer cold?
A: Catch it in the winter!
Q: What do you call a French guy in sandals?
A: Phillipe Phloppe.
Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?
A: When you’re eating a watermelon.
Q: How do men exercise at the beach?
A: By sucking in their stomach every time they see a bikini.
Q: What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer?
A: A hot dog!
Q: Why do bananas use sunscreen?
A: Because they peel.
Q. What’s that new summer pirate movie rated?
A. It’s rated ARRRRRR!
Q. What’s the best day to go to