The Lighter Side: Halloween Graveyard Story from Vienna

Chris Cross, a tourist in Vienna, is going past Vienna's Zentralfriendh of churchyard on October 31st. Suddenly he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. Chris finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from grave with a headstone that reads: Ludwing va Bethoven, 1770-1827. Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is being played backward! Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades Tim Burr, a friend, to return with him.

By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece, it is being played backward. Curious, the men agree consult a music scholar. When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again backward. The expert notices that the symphonies are bring played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th. By the next day, the word has spread and a throng has gathered around the grave. They are all listening to the second Symphony being played backward.

Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group. Someone in the crowd ask him if he has an explanation for the music

"Oh, it's nothing to worry about," says the caretaker. "He's just decomposing!"